-Hardest name to spell ever.
-Born in England. Weird. Yes, I had to Google this dickhead so I could spell his name and randomly found this in his wiki. Pointless, but I found it interesting with the NFL trying to go all England all over everybody's asses and Kraft trying to get the Pats out there every year (as the visiting team the scheming bastard).
-Kinda old, not too old, should still have his legs.
-Sounds like he has a shitty ass agent. Apparently the Pats were in on him earlier, he was asking for way more money and allegedly turned down 1.2 mil guaranteed from some team expecting to get a bigger deal. (no I dont have any sources, just trust me, I heard it somewhere and I am way too lazy to Google to find a link to prove it). Then, finally as camp approaches, and he is sitting there playing with himself, the Pats offer him 400k guaranteed to be their 4th TE (follow the money, he gets less of it than 3 TEs on roster). So yeah, his agent should be fired.
-I AM SO DOWN to have him on the team. His last good season was when he was with Favre and he killed the game. 2 years ago he had a dead Favre and last year he had Christian fucking Ponder throwing to him, I am throwing those stats out.
-Everyone seems to think this means Fells opens the year on PUP and Shiancoe goes into the year as the 3rd TE. The question then is, what happens when Fells comes back? Personally, I am want all 4 of them on the roster. Can you imagine a package of Hernandez, Fells, Gronk, Shiancoe, (insert RB here)? Fucking amazing. Run it down your throat or pull everyone out and spread the field. YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS.
-He better not suck. I have high hopes.
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